For those of you who like substantive posts, I'm sorry. It's all Naomi's fault.
Profile:
1.Name- Bethany Ann Casey
2.Age- 19
3.Height- 5'5''
4.Shoe size- 7 1/2 N
5.Ring size- 6
6.Unusual habits- does walking around the house en point, pretending to be a ballarina count?
7.Eye color-very brown
8.Length of left big toe- too long
9.Length of right pinky toe- not as long as it was before I broke it
10.Number in your graduating (or present) class- no idea
11.Graduation year (high school)- 2005
12.Graduation year (college)- 2009
13.Graduation year (seminary)- haha
14.Major in college- History!
15.Address- that's just asking for stalkers.....no thanks. :o)
16.Social security number- it bugs me enough to give that at school, so again, no thanks
17.Zip code- 46814
Favorites and two Least Favorites
33.Favorite Movie- Pride and Prejudice, either version (right now it's the new one, by a hair)
19.Favorite TV show- 24
20.Favorite Cd- that is nearly impossible..... I love my Queen cds, my Master and Commander and P&P soundtracks, Kelly Clarkson, Jewel......
21.Favorite Tape- most of my tapes have bitten the dust
22.Favorite Band- Queen
23.Favorite Superhero- Batman!!!
24.Favorite Book- Pride and Prejudice
25.Favorite poster- Puss'n'Boots (awwwww....those eyes....)
26.Favorite Brady child- one of the guys, who I can never keep straight
27.Favorite American idol- Kelly Clarkson
28.Favorite x-man- I am so shallow....Wolverine, because he's Hugh Jackman
29.Favorite Member of Nsync- not that shallow
30.Favorite Sport- soccer!
31.Favorite Weapon- really lovely swords
32.Favorite Store- Ann Taylor or Banana Republic (I'm an expensive person.)
18.Favorite Clothing Brand- see above
34.Favorite Higherthings Blog- The Triplettes, for obvious reasons
35.Favorite Restaurant- Phillipi Creek, Sarasota
36.Favorite Food- my mother's chicken tetrazinni
37.Favorite Type of Restaurant- italian or really really fresh seafood
38.Favorite Type of Food- same as the restaurant
39.Favorite Color- watery blue
40.Favorite Period of History- Medieval Europe, without a doubt
41.Favorite Muppet- Kermit, naturally
42.Favorite Alcoholic Beverage- white russian
43.Favorite Musical Instrument- the violin (*sigh*)
44.Favorite Candle Scent- pound cake
45.Favorite Operating System- windows, I suppose
46.Favorite Smiley Face- ;oP
47.Least Favorite Book- The Scarlet Letter
48.Least Favorite Candle Scent- anything really heavy and flowery
Have you Ever?
49.Have you ever gone toga-ing? no, but I've made fun of the people doing it
50.Have you ever blown up, set on fire, or mutilated an action figure? not the kind you actually buy. I have wrenched the limbs off of McDonalds Happy Meal toys
51.Have you ever tried to eat a fake decorative fruit?-I plead the 5th
52.Have you ever gone trick-or-treating since your childhood? yep, 2 years ago
53.Have you ever killed a seagull? Awwwww, no
54.Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? absolutely not
55.Have you ever fired a high powered rifle? does a .22 count?
56.Have you ever worn a dress? yes
57.Have you ever tried hitting a piece of technology to make it work? yes
58.Have you ever head banged through the entire guitar solo in Bohemian Rhapsody? a better question would be, have I ever NOT head banged through the entire guitar solo?
59.Have you ever deep-fat fried a random food item and eaten it? gross, no
60.Have you ever been in a blog war? no
Miscellaneous
61.How many HT conferences have you been to? 4
62.Do you know how to play any musical instruments? If you can, which kinds? piano (and my voice, if that counts....)
63.Did anyone notice that I switched numbers 33 and 18? yes
64.Did anyone notice the other numbering errors? no
65.Did anyone actually look for other numbering errors? no
66.If you had to dress up as one Star Trek character, which one would it be? I used to wear my headbands over my eyes, a la Jordy Laforge
67.Do you have any odd hobbies? ballroom dancing, but I don't know how weird that is...
68.What's the most random gift you've ever given or received? no idea
69.Sith or Jedi? Jedi
70.How do you like your steak cooked? Medium Rare
71.If someone paid you $5, would you drink Dr. Pepper out of the navel of a hairy Scottsman? you'd have to add on a whole lot more 0s, then maybe I'd consider it
72.Did you enjoy filling out this tag form? sure
73.Will you be prepared at The Feast to party every night with The Mop and Patty? Heck no. I'm going to be the nasty college volunteer trying to make them be quiet ;o)
74.Do you vow never to tag, as well as never respond to tags, ever again? nah
75.Which three people do you choose to tag? I'm going to end the vicious cycle and tag absolutely no one!
3 comments:
I do not have anything to do right now and since you didnt tag anyone, I figured I should do a play by play analysis of the post. Much like an investigative journalist would solve a crime.
So, without further ado, I present to you...
THOMAS'S INVESTIGATIVE REPORT ON THE RECENTLY POSTED BLOG
1. This is pretty self-explanatory, as long as it is your true name and not some alias designed to protect your true identity as an international assassin with aims of someday avenging the death of her lost sister who was killed in a mysterious crossfire with a rogue agent.
2. See previous entry.
3. See previous entry which leads to the previous entry before that, which the addition of having to actually change your physical height to conceal your identity.
4. See previous entry
5. See previous entry
6. Hmmm, this could either be due to the fact that you are actually a world-renowned dancer and everyone is oblivious, because you are an assassin and therefor practice your gracefulness, or because you just like to pretend to be a ballerina. Hard to say on this one as all are very likely possibilities.
7. See 3
8. See 7
9. Goin back to the assassin theory, you could have broke this toe in a close combat martial arts match against a target whom your employers failed to mention was Jackie Chan, or it could be due to the stress of you being a professional dancer, or you might be like Patrick and enjoy causing yourself pain.
10 - 17. See 1
33/18. Good movie I did enjoy the book as well.
19. Good show.
20. Queen is definitly an awesome band, and movie soundtracks are always good.
21. Nice reference to Queen.
22. See 20
23. I completely and utterly agree.
24. Good book, though I also enjoyed those books they made out of the Lord of the Rings Movies...
JUST KIDDING! I did read the books before the movies came out ;)
25. Hmm don't know what to say as I have not seen it, except that puss'n'boots is a well known cat assassin and therefore could be a good role-model depending on your chosen profession.
26. Probably the youngest one, he was funny guy.
27. Good choice, and according to Ryan Seacrest, Simon dessed like her.
28. Well I have heard that Johnny Depp was going to play gambit... which may change your opinion, but I would say Wolverine.
29. What is an "N-Sync"?
30. I have to say that curling is rather an exciting sport.
31. Swords are awesome, especially for famous dancers and international assassins.
32. I like the www.Savetoby.com store but that may because I am not a stylish assassin.
33/18. See above
34. Are they your target!?!?
35. I do miss taco cabana
36. I enjoy all of it myself, but chicken is reccomended to increase your agility ability.
37. See above
38. Same
39. A good color, especially for calming people, or people you have been hired to take care of...
40. Mine as well, and there are lots of swords.
41. self explanatory
42. Shaken or Stirred?
43. Self explanatory
44. Self explanatory
45. Well Linux does have its uses, but most people-tracking programs are for windows...
46. : O
47. This may make people upset but... I don't really like Catcher in the Rye
48. Those scents can throw off your senses
49. I have been toga-ing and I am proud!
50. Was this practice?
51. : O
52. It is good practice to try out aliases as well I bet.
53. What kind of question is that?
54. ()()(): O
55. What assassin hasn't?
56. Self-explanatory
57. Same
58. I don't think is possible to not head bang through-out the whole song.
59. That can slow you down
60. Self-explanatory
61. Self-explanatory
62. Assassins must be multi talented
63. And astute
64. (-|-) thats a tie fighter
65. X thats an x wing
66. The alias thing again
67. Well you are a professional dancer so its not just a hobby, its a proffesion
68. Self-explanatory
69. Self-explanatory
70. Thats the best way.
71. The Dr. Pepper alone may very well be worth it, especially if its that new type.
72. Self-explanatory
73. : 0
74. See 73
75. See 46
So, in conclusion, I think it has been proven beyond a doubt that you are an assassin laying low in america where you are working on your dancing skills so that you may once again resume your career as a professional dancer.
I would tell you to notify me of any holes within my logic, but there are none.
P.S. Patrick might want to see this
http://shop.ati.com/product.asp?sku=2634288
Wow, your insight is amazing, Thomas. With those powers of deduction you should consider a career in law enforcement, or maybe the CIA. ;)
This post has become almost a vague memory to me now. I was either extremely tired, watching tv as I wrote, or I was affected by the extreme amount of catnip littered throughout our house.
By the way, the letters to enter into the "word verification box" are K R M A R X L. Seems like a reference to Karl Marx... Anyway, I just thought that was interesting.
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