Monday, October 17, 2005

A Rather Egotistical Game

Following Rachael and Rachel and Katie's lead:

The instructions from Rachael's blog (which actually came from Pr. Kinnaman's blog):
Type "(your name) needs" (with the quotes) into a Google search; cut-and-paste the first 10 responses that work. Just pull the answers right out of the excerpt Google shows you, don't click the link and search around. The only rule is that each one has to start with "(your name) needs."

Bethany needs to send the information to other places (2 times)
Bethany needs a parent or parents who will love her
unconditionally and who are able to set limits and appropriate boundaries.
Bethany needs prayer for many areas.
Bethany needs an adult.
Bethany needs help today before a brother and sister from Colombia are split up
forever.
Bethany needs somebody who can spare just ½ day a week (Mon-Sat) putting shop
items onto the online auction site, Ebay. (2 times)
Bethany needs your help!
Bethany needs a school bus, a 72 passenger yellow school bus.
Bethany needs extra hands.
Bethany needs to work on her fashion sense.

...and because they were too funny (or scary) to not note:

Bethany needs to hack her hair and lose a little more weight.
Bethany needs to finally accept the universe-saving commission.
Bethany needs to be improved for safety reasons.
Bethany needs your help.
Bethany needs to glue herself to the power plant (would anyone like to venture a guess as to what on earth that means???)
Bethany needs to find a brain somewhere.

Last, but not least, my personal favorite:

Bethany needs money for the movement. riots can be expensive.

4 comments:

DoRena said...

Huh. Ineresting. I didn't expect it to find anything with my name, but I actually got some results! First time I did it I forgot the quotes... apparently there is a city of Dorena in Oregon! Who knew!?!? Then, searching with the quotes on I got one result.
"Dorena needs time to talk and interact with her older siblings."

Bethany said...

Hi!
My name is Bethany, and when I was doing this whole Bethany needs thing, Google brought up your blog. Pretty funky, huh? Anyway, just thought I'd say hi.

Bethany said...

Me too, same as above. I was doing it for my facebook notes.

Bethany said...

Me too! Where have you Bethany's been all my life?!