Revenge of the Killer Cacti?

For anyone who is as amused by tabloids as I am....

Thank you, Dragon Writing Prompts.



FEBRUARY 2006

10 Man with large fuzzy slippers creates enough electricity to heat his house —Weekly World News
9 DRUNKS FALL OFF ROOF AFTER BARTENDER DECLARES DRINKS ARE ON THE HOUSE! — Weekly World News
8 FIRED ARCHITECT BURNS HIS BRIDGES — Weekly World News
7 URBAN PLANNING NIGHTMARE: Self-building strip malls invade U.S. — Weekly World News
6 Priest called in to exorcise school 'spirit' — Weekly World News
5 ZEBRA BORN WITH HORIZONTAL STRIPES — Weekly World News
4 ELVIS WAX FIGURE CRIES REAL TEARS — Weekly World
3 MUTE DRIVER HONKS OUT A ROAD RAGE IN MORSE CODE — Weekly World News
2 Germany invaded — by Nazi raccoons! — SUN
1 REVENGE OF THE KILLER CACTI — SUN

There are even more at MAGBAG.

Now I want to read those stories!